Women in the Workplace

I have decided to spend my last moments on the first day my blog detailing the insightful and helpful comments that my colleagues have decided to share with me during my employ at the Asylum. So, in no particular order, here is selection of the most excellent advice provided by my delightful colleagues.

• "Ladies shouldn't chew gum."
• "Your legs look like you are black."
• "It gives a man something to grab onto."
• "Billy Graham says that I shouldn't share an office with a single female. It would lead me to have impure thoughts."
• "You are going to get AIDS from your gay dentist and die." (GASP!)
  
• "You are too pretty for your own good."

I will sure go far in my career with such words of wisdom.