Do not throw your computer out the window.

Now that I have gotten my "first post" out of the way, I can move on to the business at hand. My first hand account of the complete Asylum at which I work. First off, let me establish the depths to which my office place has sunk. Yes, it is true -- as part of my oh so necessary yearly ethics training, I have learned that it is violation of company policy to throw my computer out the window. Yes, you read that correctly, tradebabe has provided you with this key information for employment success -- one must not pitch your computer out the window. What good use of company time and effort to enlighten me to such an important rule! Now, I must also mention that there is absolutely no possibility that the windows in my giant white box of a building might actually open, so therefore, tradebabe would have to pitch her computer through a 6-inch thick pane of glass.

Not saying I am not tempted.