Fat and Angry

Do you work with surly secretaries? Are they over 300 lbs? I think that might be a requirement for the administrative staff at the Asylum. Just my mere presence in the office offends them. Not that I actual ask them to DO anything. I think that the possibility that I might may send them over the edge. I am all for the disenchanted worker, but tradebabe at least pretends to play along with power that be. These mean old ladies don't even make an attempt to play nice. Let me set the scene for you. First off, the secretaries sit BY THE DOOR. Yes, I know that you are already HORRIFIED by the mistreatment they have received. Some JERK at the Asylum has place the secretaries by the DOOR where people come into the office. Well, the secretaries (known as the coven in future references). Well, the coven has decided that the opening of the door makes TOO MUCH NOISE, so if you are so stupid as to actually ENTER your office THROUGH this DOOR - you are totally SCREWED! You will be given the evil eye and a hex will be placed upon you. Instead, tradebabe has been instructed to enter her office through ANOTHER WAY. YES, I CANNOT USE THE DOOR BY MY OFFICE. Wait. Stop. I am not entirely sure that was clear - I CANNOT enter my office through the DOOR to my office suite. So, tradebabe must go down the hall to another office suite and come up one of the back halls in order to get to her office.